February 2011
44 posts
an idiot tries to learn to drive pt. 3
“Which of the following offers the most protection from injury during an accident?”
- Ointment
YES OMG AVEENO IS PARTICULARLY USEFUL
“Which is not a myth concerning seatbelt use?”
- Seatbelts are good for long trips but ineffective for distances
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY EVEN HAVE THIS TEST IT IS TOO EASY
1728 pieces of endless joy
seriously.
they are way too much fun to play with.
shahrukh khan
my mom says that when someone is thinking of you, you bite your lip
poor SRK
he must have bitten his lip off
without questions, i slowly decay →
don’t be cruel
ask away
curry
so yesterday i went back to school to have lunch with mr. caughey
and it was a lot of fun. he really is a nice guy, and definitely one of the greatest teachers i’ve ever had.
and then, today, one of my indian friends told me that mr. caughey said that i gave him the greatest indian food he had ever eaten in his life.
that made me happy.
thanks, mr. caughey.
whatthehecksies asked: I have an excellent memory and you are really funny. So its both!
whatthehecksies asked: HAHAHA.
Okay, you are def from bhangra practice. Your post gave you away. :)
Nimish, correct?
Okay, you are def from bhangra practice. Your post gave you away. :)
Nimish, correct?
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The best bhangra playlist available on YouTube →
it’s sad that no one that follows me likes bhangra.
created by moi.
whatthehecksies asked: I am so confused.
You do look awfully familiar though. I'm just not sure. :3
You do look awfully familiar though. I'm just not sure. :3
whatthehecksies asked: I unfortunately do not recognize you.
I'm Sana though! Hello!
I'm Sana though! Hello!
prince // versailles
translated from japanese by moi.
Come, if you are scared, I’ll extend a hand, and take you away When I think of you, who was scared of something and cried endlessly The love that wells up within is crushing me Before the night turns into dawn Like this Having stolen you away, I cannot let you escape Now, embracing you, I want to take you away to the sky
Towards this...
whatthehecksies asked: Hey! Thanks for following me. :)
how to increase the size of text on tumblr
i thought i’d post this cause who doesn’t like screaming at a really loud volume textually?
when you have written what you wish to enlarge (hopefully its not “penis”)
cliick the [HTML] button at the right end of the rich text editor toolbar (thingy at the top of the box you type in)
put “<big>” at the front of the text.
put “</big>”...
see a gif on my dash
DESPERATELY TRY TO READ THEIR LIPS
or
STARE FOR HOURS
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I WANT MORE FOLLOWERS.
its whorish
i know
but i still do.
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when they were 17
Canadian post-hardcore band Alexisonfire’s self-titled debut album achieved certified gold status after it sold over 50,000 units following its release in 2002. The guitarist, bass guitarist, and drummer were all only 17.
Source
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“The sum total of all the gold mined in the history of the world weighs...”
– World Gold Council
flotsam and jetsam
here lies an assortment of mental detritus. not to say that my other posts are not comprised of such, though. please answer, if you so wish.
what the hell happens in spin the bottle when you end up selecting someone of the same sex? well, at least what happens for guys? spin again? for girls? never mind. instant boner.
as a matter of fact, has anyone actually played spin the bottle or seven...
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an idiot tries to learn to drive pt. 2
“Which of the following facts about safety belts is correct?
- They present a safety risk because they prevent you from being thrown clear of an accident.”
OMG COMMON SENSE PEOPLE
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an idiot tries to learn to drive
“A bicycle rider may share the roadway with motor vehicles:
- only if he or she rides facing oncoming traffic.”
YES YES IT IS THAT ONE
“Red lights are flashing at this intersection and the gates are closing. The driver should:
- Wait for the gates to close and carefully drive around them”
DUH OMG HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS STUFF
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sapiosexual
(adj.) the quality of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.
if only there were more girls that i could describe with this word
if only
if only
paulalalove- asked: Aha doood, ....i'm so stupid LOLOL I didn't even realize i did that until later >:[
nomenclature
old: nimnimnim
new: verovenaverim
“i have hunted for the truth” in latin
p.s. fucking everything is already taken
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suck their blood
So i was watching a Keenan Cahill video, and I ended up reading up on the guy, and found out that he suffers from Maroteaux-Lamy syndrome. Basically his body cannot properly process the molecules needed to construct most of his organ systems. That’s why he looks “stunted.”
Guess what?. The enzyme replacement therapy needed to sustain an acceptable quality of life for people with...
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I hope you feel better (: you are one of the most...
why thank you your randomness is much appreciated
also
i AM feeling much better! so don’t be shy say hi ok?
insert burning question below.
When I see Justin Bieber on my dash...
if you can’t tell, that’s me desperately trying to take a shit on a vertical surface
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formspring.me
questions please! http://formspring.me/finishnimish
the word "liked" at various points in history
before 2009: “I liked that grilled cheese sandwich.”
meaning: I enjoyed the experience of consuming that food item.
after 2009: “I liked that grilled cheese sandwich.”
meaning: I pressed the “Like” button on that grilled cheese sandwich.
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superstitions have real life consequences
apparently
no one adopts black kittens at animal shelters simply because they are black. and everyone knows that black kittens are unlucky and will kill you, right?
“Black cats don’t get adopted nearly as frequently as other colors,” said Kathleen Fram, the co-chair of adoptions for the Summit Animal Rescue Association, or S.A.R.A., a nonprofit rescue group. “People just...
sibling
there really is only one person i can truly be myself with.
my brother.
i feel really bad that i used to be such an asshole to him when we were younger, that it’s taken me almost 19 years to fully appreciate his presence in my life.
the last time i was sick, i was too sad and depressed and wrapped up in my own shit to respond to him. i didn’t give a shit about him. i didn’t...
disconnect
i really love being able to go out now without having my health get in the way.
but there’s a problem.
after having been at home for almost 9 months, after seeing no one but my mother, father, and brother on a regular basis, i feel alienated in public.
it feels like i interact with the world vicariously; the real me miles away and simply controlling this construct of flesh and blood...
